Dating guy flick ripoff
Picture this – you’ve spotted someone you like flying past in a fancy car and managed to take down their license plate number before they sped off. You can then share your undying love for them and their ride by messaging them – probably something like “Nice rims” and not “I SEE YOU EVERY DAY WE’D BE PERFECT TOGETHER WINKFACE”.
This app measures how well you perform during sex and gives you a rating from 0-10, ten being the highest, zero being very depressing.Maybe not Cary Grant, David Beckham or Tony Stark …but you’ve got your act together.” Seeking Arrangement deserves to be on this list purely because it’s one of the creepiest and most lucrative dating sites out there.Then you can go online afterwards and see how well you did against the rest of the world – who needs pillow talk anyway?Do you spend most of your free time staring daggers at the “in a relationship” status on your one-true-love’s Facebook?Lickmyapp requires no download and encourages users to improve their oral skills with a choice of three different games, you can flick a light switch on and off, turn a crank or go freestyle – where you bounce a beach ball. You also have to remember to wrap your phone for protection first because it’s supposedly crawling with bacteria, yuck.
Platewave bills itself as “the social network for UK drivers” and lets you message anyone, as long as you’ve got their vehicle registration number.
Pure is an app for those that want to enjoy Tinder but are too embarrassed or shy to put themselves out there.
Or who just want to hide the evidence that they’re into online hook-ups.
Simply choose which of your friends you want the site to send you notifications about when there’s a change in their relationship status.
Then, if your Facebook friend changes their relationship status, the website will send you an email, so you’ll be right in there straight away. As well as swiping left you can use the app to specify whether you’re feeling Heavenly (“Let’s go for a cute Frappuccino and take selfies”) or Sinful (“Hey, I would like to have sex with you”).
Want to ruin someone else’s relationship without the messy business of actually getting involved?