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I will deal with him later, but for now, please come with me. We'll give you a nice seat in the first-class carriage — and a banana for your monkey."A classic dating at least to the 1950s, the extended Flip Wilson version above is the earliest on the internet.

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Also clean jokes and opposite racist jokes or nigger (black) jokes."Conductor, this man has insulted me.""I'm so sorry, ma'am," the conductor replies. "What he did is totally unacceptable on this train. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law.My favorite as a kid, and my kids' favorite: Lady sits down on a train.I even have rude yo momma jokes, knock knock jokes, practical jokes about blond women, baby jokes and kids jokes.

For a bit tough audience I also list some dead baby jokes, sick jokes, redneck jokes and bin laden jokes.

"Honey, before we got married, my mother gave me this box and told me that whenever I got mad at you, I should go to the bedroom and crotchet a doll," said the wife. He absolutely couldn't believe his wife had only been mad at him two times! " "Oh, honey" said the wife, "That's the money I got from selling the dolls." My friend asked me, "Why are you getting a divorce? I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she's bound to find out sooner or later that my feet stink. " Meanwhile, the wife is sitting in the bed saying to herself, "Now how do I tell my husband that I've got really bad breath?

" I responded, "My wife wasn't home the entire night and in the morning she said she spent the night at her sister's house." He said, "So? I've been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he's lived with me for a week, he's bound to find out. " The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and walks into the bedroom.

Over the years, he saw that metal box in the closet, but never peered into it for the sake of his wife.

One day, though, the wife had a stroke and was rushed to the hospital.

The bird has no legs, so he holds onto his perch with his penis." Reluctantly, the husband brought the bird home.